windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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