i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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