Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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