Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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