i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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