Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
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We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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