I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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