Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
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btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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