Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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