Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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