Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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