I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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