Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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