why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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