This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
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Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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