My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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