You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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