Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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