I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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