New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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