I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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