Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Hippo gnu deer
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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