Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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