New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
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