And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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