she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
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Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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