my mouth tastes like poor choices
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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