So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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