My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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