i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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