Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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