Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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