No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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