gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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