I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
it was like his penis was on wheels.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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