So drunk its hurt
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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