i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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