I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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