Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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