Will you blow on my dice?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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