This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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