Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize