im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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