Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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