4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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