Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Randomize