I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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