my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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