"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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