it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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