I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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