what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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