"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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